The quintessential existence of our lives is the quietism of human behaviour.From the sublime to the ridiculous, we either accept human weaknesses with an open heart or let ourselves be mired in anger and hatred.
It takes all kinds that make this eternal sphere a joyous place to live in or a mirthless place of disappointment and misanthropic existence.
I received a letter from one Mrs Gloria Caldwell who is suffering from terminal cancer of the breast and would like to give away her inheritance to any good soul that can response to her appeal.
Below is Mrs Caldwell's letter and my response.
Dear Mrs Gloria Caldwell,
Thank you for your letter and would like to convey my heartfelt condolence to you of your forthcoming demise.This is to inform you that I accept your generous offer and would be happy if you could remit the money to the following account:
Name of account holder: God
Account No. 0000
Name of bank:Celestial Bank Of The Universe
I would like to apologise for the pain and suffering you have endured the past few years as punishment of your evil ways.Since you have repented by showing remorse and taken to charity I have decided to stop the pain and suffering by taking your life immediately after you remit the money to me.