Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Do You Want To Be A Millionaire?

Hantu Laut

It takes all kind to make the world go round and this conman takes the top hat for being the most stupid Nigerian conman ever.

You can sniff out a Nigerian conman a million mile away without even having to see him.

What amazes me is the inventiveness of these crooks. Before they only use email to send their trick of the trade and mind you some idiots do fall for their sob story and all out of greed themselves and such morons deserved to be cheated.

You hear it all the time some of our girls being cheated by some foreigners from overseas when the crook may be living in the same neighbourhood as her and knew her movement all the times and used this modern technology to cheat her.

Than there are those who fall prey to sweet talking foreign young man to become his lover and than a willing drug mule knowingly or unknowingly.As they say love can be blind or was it just a good fucking sex that blinded her.

Now the crooks and even the porn star have found a new vehicle to perpetuate their trades.....in my case, I received the pathetic letter of appeal for help below through my Skype.It baffled me how he gets his message through as the idiot is not even on my list of contacts.

The letter below:

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Mr.Kofi Ayew
4:31 PM
DEAR BELOVED,

MY NAME IS MR.KOFI AYEW FROM SUDAN; ALTHOUGH THIS PROPOSAL MIGHT COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE I AM SENDING THIS MAIL TO YOU IN A GOOD FAITH BY THE GRACE OF GOD TO BUILD AN UTMOST CONFIDENCE IN YOU.

MY LATE FATHER DR. THOMSON AYEW (OF HIS BLESSED MEMORY) WAS THE CHIEF ACCOUNTANT TO THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE IN THE PAST POLITICAL REGIME IN SUDAN.

DURING HIS VIBRANT DAYS OF SERVICES, HE DEPOSITED; 200 KILOGRAM OF UNREFINED GOLD DUST, IN A SECURITY COMPANY AS A FAMILY TREASURE FOR SECURITY REASONS HERE IN ACCRA GHANA WHICH IS THE NEAREST COUNTRY TO SUDAN.

I AM THEREFORE SOLICITING FOR A HELP. I WANT YOU TO HELP US IN SHIPPING OUT THIS CONSIGNMENT TO OVERSEAS FOR PROPER SELLING. MY LATE FATHER SIGNED A CONTRACT BOND WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY, STATED THAT HE WILL CLAIM THESE BOXES WITH HIS FOREIGN PARTNER ABROAD BUT UNFORTUNATELY; WE LOST HIM AFTER A BRIEF ILLNESS, MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE.

I NEED YOUR HELP NOW BECAUSE OUR PROPOSED PARTNER IS DEAD AND THE COMPANY HAS GIVEN US THE AUTHORITY TO APPOINT SOMEONE WHO WILL STAND AND RECEIVE THE BOXES, ALL THE DEPOSITED DOCUMENTS WHICH MY LATE FATHER USED TO DEPOSIT THIS BOXES IN THE SECURITY COMPANY IS WITH US HERE IN GHANA. I PROMISED TO OFFER YOU 35% FOR YOUR HELP AND ANY EXPENSES INCURED. (BOTH AS MISCELLANEOUS AND ACCRUED EXPENSES).

I PRAY THAT THE GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THROUGH HIS INFINITE MERCY WILL CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU MORE ABUNDANTLY. PLEASE DO REPLY ME IF YOU ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL, I WILL BE WAITING TO BE HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST.

BEST REGARDS.
MR.KOFI AYEW
REPLY TO MY PRIVATE MAIL ADDRESS BELOW:
(mr.koffiay​ew@gmail.c​om)

Some of you might have struck windfall of million of pounds of British Lottery not once but a dozen or more times.How lucky.It also shows how stupid these black bastards from the Dark continent are.

Thank you, Mr Kofi Ayew, you can keep your boxes.I am already a rich man, I don't need your money.

1 comment:

Moo... said...

Ha ha ha since when Sudan is nearest(or a neighbour of) to Ghana.

SUDAN is surrounded by Egypt, Libya, Chad, Zaire, Central African Republic, Kenya, Ethopia, Uganda and the Red Sea.

Ghana is in the west coast.

If wannabe millionaires do not know about some geography...... just too badlah