Do You Want To Be A Millionaire?

Hantu Laut

It takes all kind to make the world go round and this conman takes the top hat for being the most stupid Nigerian conman ever.

You can sniff out a Nigerian conman a million mile away without even having to see him.

What amazes me is the inventiveness of these crooks. Before they only use email to send their trick of the trade and mind you some idiots do fall for their sob story and all out of greed themselves and such morons deserved to be cheated.

You hear it all the time some of our girls being cheated by some foreigners from overseas when the crook may be living in the same neighbourhood as her and knew her movement all the times and used this modern technology to cheat her.

Than there are those who fall prey to sweet talking foreign young man to become his lover and than a willing drug mule knowingly or unknowingly.As they say love can be blind or was it just a good fucking sex that blinded her.

Now the crooks and even the porn star have found a new vehicle to perpetuate their trades.....in my case, I received the pathetic letter of appeal for help below through my Skype.It baffled me how he gets his message through as the idiot is not even on my list of contacts.

The letter below:

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Mr.Kofi Ayew
4:31 PM
DEAR BELOVED,

MY NAME IS MR.KOFI AYEW FROM SUDAN; ALTHOUGH THIS PROPOSAL MIGHT COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE I AM SENDING THIS MAIL TO YOU IN A GOOD FAITH BY THE GRACE OF GOD TO BUILD AN UTMOST CONFIDENCE IN YOU.

MY LATE FATHER DR. THOMSON AYEW (OF HIS BLESSED MEMORY) WAS THE CHIEF ACCOUNTANT TO THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE IN THE PAST POLITICAL REGIME IN SUDAN.

DURING HIS VIBRANT DAYS OF SERVICES, HE DEPOSITED; 200 KILOGRAM OF UNREFINED GOLD DUST, IN A SECURITY COMPANY AS A FAMILY TREASURE FOR SECURITY REASONS HERE IN ACCRA GHANA WHICH IS THE NEAREST COUNTRY TO SUDAN.

I AM THEREFORE SOLICITING FOR A HELP. I WANT YOU TO HELP US IN SHIPPING OUT THIS CONSIGNMENT TO OVERSEAS FOR PROPER SELLING. MY LATE FATHER SIGNED A CONTRACT BOND WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY, STATED THAT HE WILL CLAIM THESE BOXES WITH HIS FOREIGN PARTNER ABROAD BUT UNFORTUNATELY; WE LOST HIM AFTER A BRIEF ILLNESS, MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE.

I NEED YOUR HELP NOW BECAUSE OUR PROPOSED PARTNER IS DEAD AND THE COMPANY HAS GIVEN US THE AUTHORITY TO APPOINT SOMEONE WHO WILL STAND AND RECEIVE THE BOXES, ALL THE DEPOSITED DOCUMENTS WHICH MY LATE FATHER USED TO DEPOSIT THIS BOXES IN THE SECURITY COMPANY IS WITH US HERE IN GHANA. I PROMISED TO OFFER YOU 35% FOR YOUR HELP AND ANY EXPENSES INCURED. (BOTH AS MISCELLANEOUS AND ACCRUED EXPENSES).

I PRAY THAT THE GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THROUGH HIS INFINITE MERCY WILL CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU MORE ABUNDANTLY. PLEASE DO REPLY ME IF YOU ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL, I WILL BE WAITING TO BE HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST.

BEST REGARDS.
MR.KOFI AYEW
REPLY TO MY PRIVATE MAIL ADDRESS BELOW:
(mr.koffiay​ew@gmail.c​om)

Some of you might have struck windfall of million of pounds of British Lottery not once but a dozen or more times.How lucky.It also shows how stupid these black bastards from the Dark continent are.

Thank you, Mr Kofi Ayew, you can keep your boxes.I am already a rich man, I don't need your money.

Buggers,Crooks And Scoundrels

Hantu Laut

The quintessential existence of our lives is the quietism of human behaviour.From the sublime to the ridiculous, we either accept human weaknesses with an open heart or let ourselves be mired in anger and hatred.

It takes all kinds that make this eternal sphere a joyous place to live in or a mirthless place of disappointment and misanthropic existence.

I received a letter from one Mrs Gloria Caldwell who is suffering from terminal cancer of the breast and would like to give away her inheritance to any good soul that can response to her appeal.

Below is Mrs Caldwell's letter and my response.

Greetings

I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came across your email contact from my personal search and I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before I will die.

 I am Mrs. Gloria Caldwell from LONDON, I am 58 years old, and I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast. From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond next month, this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage. I was brought up in a motherless baby’s home, and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child. My husband and I are true Christians, but quite unfortunately, he died in a fatal motor accident.

 Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $3.2 Million dollars with a Financial Security Company. Presently, this money is still in their custody, and the management just wrote me as the legitimate depositor to inform me of the maturity date of my deposit or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over as a result of my illness, or they get it confiscated. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.

 It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your choice and proceeds distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless baby’s orphanage homes and widows around. I must let you know that this was a very hard decision, but I had to take a bold step towards this issue because I have no further option. I hope you will help see my last wishes come true.

 As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company. I will also issue you a letter of authority, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of my funds. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hope to hear from you soonest.

Please if you are really touched with my story and wish to assist me in getting this project done write via this email here: mrsgggwel1@yahoo.com

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Gloria Caldwell

My reply below:

Dear Mrs Gloria Caldwell,

Thank you for your letter and would like to convey my heartfelt condolence to you of your forthcoming demise.This is to inform you that I accept your generous offer and would be happy if you could remit the money to the following account:

Name of account holder: God

Account No. 0000

Name of bank:Celestial Bank Of The Universe

I would like to apologise for the pain and suffering you have endured the past few years as punishment of your evil ways.Since you have repented by showing remorse and taken to charity I have decided to stop the pain and suffering by taking your life immediately after you remit the money to me.

Your immediate action would be much appreciated.--------------------

Best regards

God

I am sure many of you would have received such letters recently or in the past.

It is amazing how the dark continent seems to produce endless number of this type of morons who think the whole wide world is made up of idiots like them. 

Nigeria seems to top the list.It probably has the highest number of conman per capita in the whole world.