Manila Times Porkiest Lie...Sabah Invaded Again!

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A friend once said if they don't know how to do all this things..... lie, cheat and steal, they are not Filipinos. You can accuse him of racism, but he has a point. Time and again, such aptitude is proven true of the community.

Read a fantastic story of fairytale of a battle between Kiram's soldiers and the Malaysian armed forces from a paper (not worth the shit it was printed on) trusted since 1898 for shitty journalism.

FROM THE MANILA TIMES ONLINE:

While the Muslim community was celebrating the end of Ramadan last Friday, clashes between the Malaysian forces and the fighters of Sultan Jamalul Kiram 3rd erupted anew in Lahad Datu, Sabah.

Kiram’s spokesman Abraham Idjirani on Sunday said eight members of the Malaysian forces were killed after they were ambushed by at least 50 members of the Sultanate’s Royal Security Force (RSF) and volunteers composite headed by Utuh Ubie, RSF’s top officer.

He said the incident was relayed to him by RSF commander Raja Muda  Agbimuddin Kiram,  brother of the  Sultan during their conversation over the phone.

Raja Muda leads the 1,600-strong RSF that is holed up in Sabah in an attempt to regain its claim over the territory from Malaysia.

The ambush took place early morning Friday at Felda area in Lahad Datu, Sabah.

Idjirani, who is also the secretary general of the Sultanate of Sulu and North Borneo, said while the RSF always takes defensive positions, it decided to attack the Malaysian troops, fearing they could be outnumbered.

“The Malaysian’s operations was a total violation of the principles of Islam. So the RSF decided to attack,” he said.

Idjirani said that in the tenets of Islam, after the commemoration of  Ramdan Muslims have seven days in which to seek forgiveness from the people they have sinned against.

Prior to the incident, Idjirani said a relative of Raja Muda who lives in Lahad Datu had informed Raja Muda that the Malaysian troops will launch a new offensive against the RSF.

The relative also said the Malaysian Forces have intensified their  coastal perimeter defense from Tawau to Sandakan after receiving reports that more Kiram fighters are set to enter Sabah to join the fight in “reclaiming” the island.

To reassert its territorial claim over Sabah, Idjirani said the Sultanate will be sending more volunteer fighters from Mindanao to the territory.

He said that a group of Bangsa Suluk volunteers from Sulu, Tawi-Tawi, Basilan, and Zamboanga Peninsula are preparing to sail for Sabah.

Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak last March 1 ordered an all-out offensive to flush out the Sulu fighters, who were initially holed up in Lahad Datu.

Subsequent clashes resulted in the death of 68 RSF men and 10 Malaysian policemen and soldiers. Read more crap here.

The Indonesian Minister Is A Moron!

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If you are born stupid there is little anyone can do to help you, but if you can rise to the level of a minister in a government people expect some level of intelligence in you.

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool than open it and remove all doubt" a popular quotation by Mark Twain

I have little time for this kind of stupidity.

This Indonesian Minister should commit "harakiri" because he has no sense of shame. He should come to Malaysia and Singapore and see first hand how dangerous the smog had become and hazardous to human lives. We live in constant fear that we may collapse anytime and die due to lack of oxygen in the air. 

The API reading in Muar, Johor yesterday spiked to 746, even a face mask is rendered useless with such dense pollutants in the air.

He lives in Jakarta, or on Java Island, which is not in the path of the deadly haze and he has no idea how terrible it is to breath such deadly air, which can kill the elderly and those with respiratory diseases.

After reading this my blood reached boiling point. What kind of lamentable excuse this moron is giving us?

It is your country, you have jurisdiction over the land, put out the fire and take action against those companies. 

You have your law, enforce it! What's the point of telling us they are Malaysian companies, the Malaysian government can't go there and enforce the law.

It's typical irresponsible Indonesian mentality, I am big, I am a moron, I don't care and I can bully you.

Additional reading:Fires In Indonesia

Much Ado Over Nothing..Piddling The Politics

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If you want to run the political mileage just make sure you choose the right contrivance.

This guy must be the biggest joker in town, getting upset over trivial things, SMS sent to him by BN, making it sounds like he received a death threat.

Hundred of thousands of people received SMS every day, messages they don't need. Most people would usually ignore or delete them, or complain to the service provider, who can't do much to help you if the SMS is from a third party.

This DAP man must be starving for publicity for him to make such big fuss over nothing.

Read here his piddling around .

Read My Lips You Fuckheads! It's Pro-Pakatan Blog Insulting Sabahans

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I could not believe myself reading the denial by Wan Azizah and Rafizi Ramli who says that it is an UMNO blog attempting to show Pakatan is at odds with Sabah people.

Wan Azizah, firstly, my apology and respect to you as a lady, but that assumption is a lot of craps ! Why don't you do some investigation first before you open you big mouth and embarrass yourself.

Well, Sabahans should know by now where their votes should not go to. 

Though I am a Muslim, I have Dusun blood and I am offended by such tactless and uncivilised manner of some West Malaysians, who have some serious chips on their shoulders, uncouth and uneducated. You don't criticise other people's culture or religion, it's politically incorrect. 

Obviously, poor upbringing...... kurang ajar dan biadap. 

Wan Azizah, Rafizi and the rest of the Pakatan's clowns can keep denying the blog has nothing to do with them, which may be true, but it is still a pro-Pakatan blog. Nobody say the blog is licenced by Pakatan, but it is certainly supporting the Pakatan's political agenda. 

There are hundreds of independent pro-Pakatan, pro-UMNO and pro-BN blogs that share the same political ideology and are outside the control of the party, doing what in legal term called a pro bono.

You can't run away from the truth, the blog is not brand new, it has been around for over a year, the archives are full of pro-Pakatan stuffs. The blog is here.

Read here more insults on Sabahans from this pro-Pakatan blog.

Take your pick, who are the chronic liars?

The blog also idolised Pakatan leaders:

Pemimpin paling suci! Hahahah!

Rumours abound that this "Cacak Kubin" is coming to Sabah today to steal some more greedy Sabah MPs. SUCI konon!

Hudud! Over my dead body Bayyi!

The legal soceress !

If you ran out of excuse just blame UMNO.

I rest my case.

Is Mahathir Playing The Devil's Advocate ?

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It amazes me to see some so-called writers, reporters, journalists and politicians in this country who have little understanding of "tongue-in-cheek" statements, sarcasms, metaphors, acerbic wits, or if you may, a "figure of speech" that they have taken the meaning literally, which the more initiated would not take at face value.

There was the PM wannabe daughter Nurul Izzah who literally translates Mahathir's metaphoric statement "better the devil you know" than ''the angel you don't" as Mahathir truly referring to Najib as the devil and his party a devil's empire. Now, everyone in the oppositions jumped on the bandwagon to deride Mahathir of his evil conjectures. 

Here, an ex-UMNO man, in a new political vehicle, went on a rampage in his "Politik Parti Iblis Dan Syaitan" extrapolating his former party devilish past and foreseen future and expounding the legacy of Mahathir's evil empire. A sorehead with an axe to grind with Mahathir and Najib for whatever wrong they have done him when he was in UMNO. 

What these people failed to see or too dim-witted to understand is that Mahathir is playing the "devil's advocate" to see what are the responses to his platitudes, dishes of sarcasm and "tongue in cheek" 

Mahathir is a master of innuendoes.......his emphatic poem of "Melayu mudah lupa" had riled up some Melayus, who misunderstood the gist of the message. 

Below is the message, literature or polemic, is left to one's interpretation.

Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya dipijak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya retak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya teriak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya haprak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya kelas dua
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya hina
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya sengketa
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya derita
Melayu mudah lupa

Dulu bangsanya kerdil
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya terpencil
Melayu mudah lupa
Tiada daulat
Tiada maruah
Tiada bebas
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Sejarah bangsanya yang lena
Tanah lahirnya yang merekah berdarah
Ingatlah
Ingatlah
Ingatlah
Wahai bangsaku
Jangan mudah lupa lagi
Kerana perjuanganmu belum selesai

Another mishap here by an overzealous writer who run the gauntlet of literal moronic dispersal of Mahathir's thoughts.

Quote.... He mentions Mubarak, Hitler, Marcos, Ceausescu, Mussolini, Gaddaffi and Saddam Hussein – all dictators of ill repute, notorious and certainly of dubious prominence but may I humbly suggest to Tun Mahathir that maybe he might be aiming a tad too high when linking himself to these dictators...... Unquote

Hahaha! Is Mahathir that stupid to equate himself with such abominable names?

This Man A Shame And An Abomination

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This man is a shame and an abomination.











Why did he stays in UMNO for decades knowing how evil the political ideology is?Did he not enjoy the spoils as much as his compatriots that he now accused of the despicable act of bribery and corruption? Where was his conscience then?

He must have locked it up in the safe and forgot the combination?

Why did he not tell the prime minister then, right in his face, that he wants no part of this despicable act and resign his ministerial post and leave the party?

Read his regurgitations here and here.

Obviously, he wants to curry favour with the opposition.

DAP, is looking for Malay candidates for the general elections, a fertile ground for UMNO has-beens. He might follow the path of Sakmongkol AK47, ex-UMNO assemblyman,whom, I believe will be fielded as one of DAP Malay candidates.

Betulkah Rakyat Bagan Pinang Bodoh?

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They have muddied all and sundry in BN.That's not enough.Now, they are after the voters.

Voting for Isa Samad is immoral.Most of the people in Bagan Pinang are immoral.Most Malaysians are immoral for choosing BN as the Federal government in the last general elections.

Only those who voted for Pakatan's candidates were of high moral.

Why not abolish the constitution, remove the voting rights of BN immoral voters and make Anwar or Lim Kit Siang as prime minister for life.

Surely, our morality index would soars to high heaven.

Read Rocky's Bru's brew here.

Buggers,Crooks And Scoundrels

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The quintessential existence of our lives is the quietism of human behaviour.From the sublime to the ridiculous, we either accept human weaknesses with an open heart or let ourselves be mired in anger and hatred.

It takes all kinds that make this eternal sphere a joyous place to live in or a mirthless place of disappointment and misanthropic existence.

I received a letter from one Mrs Gloria Caldwell who is suffering from terminal cancer of the breast and would like to give away her inheritance to any good soul that can response to her appeal.

Below is Mrs Caldwell's letter and my response.

Greetings

I know that this letter may be a very big surprise to you, I came across your email contact from my personal search and I believe that you will be honest to fulfill my final wish before I will die.

 I am Mrs. Gloria Caldwell from LONDON, I am 58 years old, and I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast. From all indication my condition is really deteriorating, and my doctors have courageously advised me that I may not live beyond next month, this is because the cancer stage has reached a critical stage. I was brought up in a motherless baby’s home, and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child. My husband and I are true Christians, but quite unfortunately, he died in a fatal motor accident.

 Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $3.2 Million dollars with a Financial Security Company. Presently, this money is still in their custody, and the management just wrote me as the legitimate depositor to inform me of the maturity date of my deposit or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not come over as a result of my illness, or they get it confiscated. Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.

 It is my last wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your choice and proceeds distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless baby’s orphanage homes and widows around. I must let you know that this was a very hard decision, but I had to take a bold step towards this issue because I have no further option. I hope you will help see my last wishes come true.

 As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company. I will also issue you a letter of authority, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of my funds. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hope to hear from you soonest.

Please if you are really touched with my story and wish to assist me in getting this project done write via this email here: mrsgggwel1@yahoo.com

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Gloria Caldwell

My reply below:

Dear Mrs Gloria Caldwell,

Thank you for your letter and would like to convey my heartfelt condolence to you of your forthcoming demise.This is to inform you that I accept your generous offer and would be happy if you could remit the money to the following account:

Name of account holder: God

Account No. 0000

Name of bank:Celestial Bank Of The Universe

I would like to apologise for the pain and suffering you have endured the past few years as punishment of your evil ways.Since you have repented by showing remorse and taken to charity I have decided to stop the pain and suffering by taking your life immediately after you remit the money to me.

Your immediate action would be much appreciated.--------------------

Best regards

God

I am sure many of you would have received such letters recently or in the past.

It is amazing how the dark continent seems to produce endless number of this type of morons who think the whole wide world is made up of idiots like them. 

Nigeria seems to top the list.It probably has the highest number of conman per capita in the whole world.